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plisetskycnice:

but i love him. and here’s why;

  • says “beep beep beep” out loud when dialing the phone
  • calls people to tell them something he found interesting, then just hangs up instead of explaining anything
  • fights with iceland over mackerel
  • his hair clip is actually a cell phone
  • he doesn’t like to have his picture taken 
  • he seems to be excited for christmas
  • probably rly good at chess considering his record against denmark
  • brings Yoggi (yogurt juice from Sweden) for ice when there’s alcohol so ice has something to drink, too
  • v quiet 
  • calls people (denmark) annoying quite often
  • likes to celebrate the halfway point between he and ice’s birthdays
  • says he won’t offer any of his cake to den after den criticizes his diet
  • likes to bake
  • not good with strangers
  • estonia’s eagerness to join the nordics scares him
  • bonds with england over magical creatures
  • likes stuffed pink bunnies
  • carried a drunk denmark home when he fell out of his chair at a restaurant
  • overprotective big brother toward ice
  • “i’m out of butter, i wonder how i will survive christmas”
  • talks to his magic friends, even tho to everyone else it looks like he’s talking to himself or thin air
  • sort of aloof
  • “you’re gettin’ excited about ice and snow? what are you, a dog?”
  • too preoccupied with the dirt under his nails to watch den and sve’s fight
  • puts others needs before his own

anyways, he’s a nerd and i love him a whole lot. thanks for reading